Why yes that is a giant chocolate brownie bigger than my face
Also why am I not dead 4000 pounds
If pictures had sound (like such a thing could exist how silly) then you would hear a shitty Dr Oz ripoff trying to sell melon juice to rub on your face.
The same “Great Job” employee (named Stephen) is cleaning the break room. Feel bad for him, Tristan had his very job once. The things he has seen in the Walmart restroom would make some people lose faith in humanity.
Wait wasn’t I eating? God dammit